‘SNL’ Weekend Update Uses Trump’s Own Words Against Him on Iran War

Saturday Night Liveâs Weekend Update bashed Trumpâs efforts at regime change in Iran by reminding everyone what he said about Barack Obama 16 years ago.
Trump announced early Saturday that the U.S. and Israel were striking Iran, and encouraged Iranian citizens to then âtake over your government.â It was later confirmed that the U.S.-Israeli attacks had killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iranâs supreme leader since 1989. According to the Iranian rights group HRANA, 133 civilians had been killed and 200 others were injured as of late Saturday.
âYou guys, Iâm starting to worry that President Trump might not win that peace prize,â Colin Jost began, as Trump has been angling for the the Nobel Peace Prize and trying to sell all the wars he has supposedly ended.
âThis attack might be a bad idea. I donât know. Iâm not really an expert on Iran. So letâs hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it,â Jost continued, playing a 2011 clip of Trump criticizing then-President Barack Obama.
âOur president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate,â Trump says while sitting behind his desk at Trump Tower. âHeâs weak and heâs ineffective.â
Jost nodded along. âSee? Now thatâs the Trump I voted for.â
Co-anchor Michael Che then addressed criticisms from the right and left that Trump, who had been negotiating with the country over its nuclear program, didnât obtain authorization for the strikes.
âHe didâNetanyahu said it was okay,â Che joked of the Israeli prime minister, who for decades has been claiming that Iran was close to developing nuclear weaponry.
âI canât believe our leader can just attack Iran with no vote, no provision from Congress, no anything, â Che continued. âI mean, what is this? Iran?â
Weekend Update also addressed Trumpâs record-length State of the Union address on Tuesday, which clocked in at nearly two hours, or as Jost put it, âalmost two full diapers.â
âDuring the State of the Union address, Trump said our nation is back, âbigger, better and stronger than ever before,’â Jost continued. ââSame,â said the measles.â
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